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FKERR Twerrgz

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thevoicecalledcheesecake:

I would never let my kids watch the orchestra, too much sax and violins.

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captainbearfist:

howboutthembloggers:

I have been waiting for this to appear on my dash again

If I were to ever actually do modeling, this would be like a weekly occurance

Like how she immediately goes to protect her own afterwards 

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vulgarera:

parkingstrange:

the hit was super effective

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moonuncle:

  1. Do you love this shit?
  2. Are you high right now?
  3. Do you ever get nervous?
  4. I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
  5. You getting money?

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Terrifying kawaii bunny will fuck shit up

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*mom voice* ‘cause I ain’t no Hollaback girl!!!!

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highsenberg92:

dancefuckerdancev:

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

what does his mother think of him not having a shirt on?

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HOLY FUCK

Shut up and take my pants (off)

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bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

Lmao this is beautiful

bbenjaminn:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

Lmao this is beautiful

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leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

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BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

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THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

Science side of tumblr get your asses in here and explain this

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