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howtoloseaguyinonetinder:

ladyzolstice:

gaywings:

meowkait:

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

i want a petition for this

 

Amazing.

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slow-riot:

gatewayslugs:

slow-riot:

T.S. Eliot would probably run a Dante fanblog

dante would probably run a virgil fanblog

All literature is fanfiction

Oh my God

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bangcaster:

you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 

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mustasheman:

fuckyeahcyrus:

Miley writing lyrics to Do My Thang

Great rhyming scheme

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assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

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monalisasvagina:

JungleJim4322@yahoo.com in proper beach attire

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broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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roughness:

I want harry styles to date me because I am better than him and I want him to know that

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nedahoyin:

modelformelifee:

Me on the low 

No but forreal..

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edwardspoonhands:

justthenewkid:

nuggetxnicole:

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

Existential crisis at 7? She’s got a long road ahead.

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