eggsaladstain:

honestly same

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hustlerose:

if she’s your girl why is she reading my natal chart 

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

helianthus-rising:

zerotounfinity:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sadphonics:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

pandora15:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

it’s 2018 please put the k back in thicc

thikc

you know what, I’ll take it

þikc

how dare you, how dare you have the fucking gall, to introduce the thorn into this already abomination of a post

…þique

Þis bitch ræght hýr

i’m ᵹoing to ſmæsh your teeþ ðown your þroat 

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1dietcokeinacan:

Today? Cancelled. Tomorrow? On thin fucking ice

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alexchurner:

this is how my girlfriend and I text

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kutisha:

My neck, my back, my anxiety attack

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6seven8triple9eight212:

me

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kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

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imperatorkhaleesi:

beaky-peartree:

beaky-peartree:

gaylor-moon:

yo yall wanna see the CREEPIEST SHIT look at this poem written by the author of Ready Player 1 LMAOOOO

i just diarrhead

i had to google what he looks like and

He literally looks like a rounder faced Joss Whedon so this isn’t even surprising in context

oh my god

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bussykween:

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