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I would love to know why she thought this was a good idea

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  • Question: do u support gay mirage - Anonymous
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    lasagnababy:

    i didn’t know she was gay but id support mirage in anything

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

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jessicabrown0:

rumpelstiltskln:

shopwitme:

rare footage

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"Kill it, don’t make a bridge for it"

Cloverfield 2 teaser just released

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the-goddamazon:

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nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

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romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

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i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

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Your sweater set suggests otherwise

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Okay, this is kind of crazy sounding, but guys- what if we steamed milk and put it into coffee?

How amazing would that be right?

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urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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I live for this

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Parents get Harry Potter trivia very, very wrong (x)

Baldemort.

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